daemondrea - A man who thinks goats are cool and would rather die than be

A man who thinks goats are cool and would rather die than be called a sheep.

I told my goat I was going to marry it. It blinked.

I walked into a bar and said, 'I'm here for the goats.' The bartender said, 'We don't serve goats here.'

My goat said I was a sheep. I said it was a goat. We had a goat fight.