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A guy who thinks goats are the best thing since sliced bread and would rather eat a goat than his mom.

I saw a goat and immediately proposed to it.

My ex said I was a goat man. I said she was a goat woman.

I told my dad I was going to live with goats. He said, 'Finally, someone who understands you.'

A man who thinks goats are cool and would rather die than be called a sheep.

I told my goat I was going to marry it. It blinked.

I walked into a bar and said, 'I'm here for the goats.' The bartender said, 'We don't serve goats here.'

My goat said I was a sheep. I said it was a goat. We had a goat fight.

A man who would rather be eaten by a goat than be called a goat man by a goat.

My goat called me a goat man. I ran away and cried.

I told my goat I was a sheep. It said, 'No, you're a goat man.'

I got a tattoo of a goat. Now I'm a real goat man.