daemian
A hot guy who talks like a smooth criminal but can't spell 'asshole.' He's got the looks and the lies, but his brain is stuck in the 1980s.
He told me he was ‘a master of seduction’ then forgot my name 10 minutes later.
He proposed to my sister with a pizza. She said yes. He said, 'I’m not sorry.'
He texted me, 'I’m the king of hearts.' Then he asked me for a coupon.