daemian
A guy who looks like a superhero but thinks 'honey' is a type of sandwich. He talks sweet but acts like a donkey when he’s drunk.
He told me he would ‘never leave me’ then left me for a chicken sandwich.
He sent me a love note. It said, 'I love you. Also, I want fries.'
He called me at 3 a. m. to say he was ‘heartbroken’ because his chicken sandwich was cold.