Daelon
A Daelon is a friend who’ll be there for you, but only after they’ve thought about it for 10 minutes and made a list of 50 things that could go wrong.
Daelon: 'I’ll be there for you, but only if I don’t get hit by a bus on the way.'
Daelon: 'I’ll be there for you, but only if I don’t run out of coffee.'
Daelon: 'I’ll be there for you, but only if I don’t get distracted by a pigeon.'