Daelon

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If your name is Daelon you’re a softie who thinks too much and always worries about everything. You’re like a nervous chicken who’s waiting for a truck to run you over.

Daelon: 'What if the truck doesn’t come? What if it’s a slow truck? What if I’m not ready?'

Daelon: 'I can’t go to the party. What if I don’t know anyone? What if I spill my drink? What if I die?''

Daelon: 'I’m not going to the store. I might run into a zombie. I might get stuck in the parking lot. I might forget my wallet.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Daelon is someone who’s super nice but also a total coward. They’ll save your life, but they’ll also cry when you drop a piece of bread on the floor.

Daelon: 'I saved you from the fire, but I’m still crying about that bread.'

Daelon: 'I helped you pass the test, but I’m still mad about the bread.'

Daelon: 'I’ll fight the monster for you, but I’m still mad about the bread.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Daelon is a person who takes forever to make a decision, but when they do, everything goes wrong. It’s like they’re a chef who takes 10 minutes to pick a soup, and then burns the kitchen down.

Daelon: 'I picked the soup. Now the kitchen is on fire.'

Daelon: 'I picked the movie. Now the lights are out and I spilled my drink.'

Daelon: 'I picked the shirt. Now I’m stuck in traffic and my pants are on fire.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Daelon is a friend who’ll be there for you, but only after they’ve thought about it for 10 minutes and made a list of 50 things that could go wrong.

Daelon: 'I’ll be there for you, but only if I don’t get hit by a bus on the way.'

Daelon: 'I’ll be there for you, but only if I don’t run out of coffee.'

Daelon: 'I’ll be there for you, but only if I don’t get distracted by a pigeon.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Daelon is someone who’s kind of a genius, but only when they’re not panicking about everything. It’s like they’re a wizard who forgets their magic spell on the way to the battle.

Daelon: 'I’m a wizard, but I forgot my spell. Also, I think I’m a chicken.'

Daelon: 'I’m a genius, but I forgot my shoes. Also, I think I’m a chicken.'

Daelon: 'I’m a wizard, but I forgot my wand. Also, I think I’m a chicken.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago