daeleen
Daeleen is the best girl ever. She’s pretty, loud, and if you don’t treat her like a king, she’ll make you feel like a sad, smelly sock.
Daeleen said I was ‘not worthy’ of being her friend because I didn’t text her first.
She yelled at me because I didn’t say ‘you’re perfect’ loud enough.
I asked her out and she said, ‘If you don’t buy me a pizza, I’ll be sad forever.’