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Daeleen is a hot girl who talks way too much and thinks she’s the most perfect thing ever. If a guy messes with her, she’ll cry so hard you’ll think she’s been hit by a truck.
My crush is Daeleen. She said I was ‘not cute enough’ to text her back.
Daeleen called me a ‘dumb frog’ because I didn’t know what her eyes were doing.
I asked her out and she said, ‘You’re not good enough for me. I’ll be depressed if you don’t buy me pizza.’
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Daeleen is like a shiny new toy. She’s perfect, loud, and if you don’t give her what she wants, she’ll throw a fit like a toddler who didn’t get ice cream.
Daeleen said I was ‘not worthy’ of her friendship because I didn’t like her shirt.
She walked out of class because I didn’t say ‘you’re beautiful’ fast enough.
Daeleen asked me for a burger and I said ‘no’ so she cried in front of the whole school.
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Daeleen is the best girl ever. She’s pretty, loud, and if you don’t treat her like a king, she’ll make you feel like a sad, smelly sock.
Daeleen said I was ‘not worthy’ of being her friend because I didn’t text her first.
She yelled at me because I didn’t say ‘you’re perfect’ loud enough.
I asked her out and she said, ‘If you don’t buy me a pizza, I’ll be sad forever.’
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