Daejona
A girl so pretty, she could win a beauty pageant. She wears boy clothes like they’re made of magic. She’s the kind of friend who will help you cheat, but won’t tell anyone. If you break her heart, you’ll get a tattoo of a crying face.
My daejona helped me cheat on a test. I got an A and she got a B. Now I owe her a pizza.
I told my daejona I was getting a tattoo. She said, 'Do it. I’ll be there to laugh when it goes wrong.'
My daejona said I was a mess. I said she was a lying bimbo. She laughed and said I was a lying mess.