Daejona

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A girl so hot she makes your brain explode. She dresses like a boy but still looks like a goddess. She’s a friend who won’t stab you in the back. If you mess with her, you’ll regret it for life.
My ex said she was a daejona. I called her a lying bimbo and she broke up with me.
I tried to flirt with daejona at school. She just smiled and said, 'You’re cute, but I’m taken.'
My friend’s daejona got mad at him for eating all the pizza. He now lives in a trash can.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A girl who looks like a unicorn but acts like a beast. She wears boy clothes but still kills the vibe. She’s the kind of friend who will help you cheat but won’t tell anyone.
My daejona helped me cheat on a test. I got an A and she got a B. Now I owe her a pizza.
I told my daejona I was getting a tattoo. She said, 'Do it. I’ll be there to laugh when it goes wrong.'
My daejona said I was ugly. I said she was a lying bimbo. Now we’re both in the trash can.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A girl so good-looking, she makes your face turn red. She wears boy clothes like they’re made of gold. She’s a friend who won’t betray you. If you break her heart, you’ll wish you were dead.
My daejona broke up with me. I cried so hard I turned into a puddle.
My daejona said I was a mess. I said she was a lying bimbo. She laughed and said I was a lying mess.
I tried to kiss my daejona. She said, 'You’re cute, but I’m not your girlfriend.' I cried so hard I turned into a puddle.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A girl so pretty, she could win a beauty pageant. She wears boy clothes like they’re made of magic. She’s the kind of friend who will help you cheat, but won’t tell anyone. If you break her heart, you’ll get a tattoo of a crying face.
My daejona helped me cheat on a test. I got an A and she got a B. Now I owe her a pizza.
I told my daejona I was getting a tattoo. She said, 'Do it. I’ll be there to laugh when it goes wrong.'
My daejona said I was a mess. I said she was a lying bimbo. She laughed and said I was a lying mess.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A girl so good-looking, she could be a model. She dresses like a boy but still looks like a queen. She’s the kind of friend who won’t stab you in the back. If you break her heart, you’ll wish you were dead.
I broke my daejona’s heart. I now live in a trash can.
My daejona said I was ugly. I said she was a lying bimbo. Now we’re both in the trash can.
I tried to flirt with my daejona. She said, 'You’re cute, but I’m taken.' I cried so hard I turned into a puddle.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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