Daejona
A girl so good-looking, she could be a model. She dresses like a boy but still looks like a queen. She’s the kind of friend who won’t stab you in the back. If you break her heart, you’ll wish you were dead.
I broke my daejona’s heart. I now live in a trash can.
My daejona said I was ugly. I said she was a lying bimbo. Now we’re both in the trash can.
I tried to flirt with my daejona. She said, 'You’re cute, but I’m taken.' I cried so hard I turned into a puddle.