Daehtop
A daehtop is a pothead who talks like they're the smartest person. They smoke and say weird stuff.
My daehtop said, 'I can speak in tongues.' I said, 'No, you can’t.' He said, 'Yes, I can.'
My daehtop tried to solve a math problem. He just guessed.
My daehtop walked into a wall. He said, 'That was a sign from the universe.'