Daehtop

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A daehtop is a stoner who thinks they're cool. They smoke weed and act like it's a big deal.
I saw my daehtop at the store. He was buying snacks and staring at the ceiling.
My daehtop tried to explain quantum physics to my mom. It was a disaster.
My daehtop just texted me: 'I'm high, I'm wise, I'm the best.'
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A daehtop is a pothead who thinks they're the king of the world. They smoke and forget everything else.
My daehtop forgot his own name. He just said, 'I'm the king of the world.'
My daehtop tried to eat a whole pizza. He didn't even notice.
My daehtop sent me a message: 'I'm high, you're low, life is good.'
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A daehtop is a pothead who talks nonsense and thinks they're smart. They smoke and forget their own name.
My daehtop tried to explain why the sky is blue. He said it's because of 'wee-donuts.'
My daehtop walked into a wall. He didn't even care.
My daehtop said, 'I'm the most important person in the universe.' I said, 'No, you're not.' He said, 'Yes, I am.'
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A daehtop is a pothead who thinks they're the most important person. They smoke and forget everything else.
My daehtop tried to start a band. It was just him and a couch.
My daehtop said, 'I'm the most important person in the universe.' I said, 'No, you're not.' He said, 'Yes, I am.'
My daehtop tried to eat a whole cake. He said it was 'a snack.'
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A daehtop is a pothead who thinks they're a genius. They smoke and say stupid things.
My daehtop tried to explain why the moon is made of cheese. He said, 'It’s the most logical thing.'
My daehtop tried to do a magic trick. He just fell over.
My daehtop texted me: 'I'm the king of the world. You’re just a peasant.'
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A daehtop is a pothead who talks like they're the smartest person. They smoke and say weird stuff.
My daehtop said, 'I can speak in tongues.' I said, 'No, you can’t.' He said, 'Yes, I can.'
My daehtop tried to solve a math problem. He just guessed.
My daehtop walked into a wall. He said, 'That was a sign from the universe.'
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