Daego
Daego is a shy guy who turns into a nervous wreck when he sees his crush, but once you talk to him, he'll try to impress you with his terrible jokes and terrible fashion sense.
"He saw his crush and turned into a chicken. I had to save him."
"He asked me out, but he was so nervous he wore a hat inside a restaurant."
"He's like a shy mouse. But he's got a hat on, and that's the only thing he knows."