Daego

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A stupid Italian who walks for a day just to find a job, like he's not already tired from being a disgrace to his family.
"I walked eight miles just to find a job. I'm not even getting a sandwich for this."
"My cousin's a Daego. He walked to New York just to find a job. Now he's stuck in a restaurant."
"Daego? That's the worst name ever. He's like a walking embarrassment."
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Daego is a shy guy who turns into a nervous wreck when he sees his crush, but once you talk to him, he'll try to impress you with his terrible jokes and terrible fashion sense.
"He saw his crush and turned into a chicken. I had to save him."
"He asked me out, but he was so nervous he wore a hat inside a restaurant."
"He's like a shy mouse. But he's got a hat on, and that's the only thing he knows."
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Daego's got a hat on all the time, like it's glued to his head. He's cute, he's creative, and he'll probably make you laugh until you cry, but he also has a mind like a dirty sock.
"He wears a hat even in the shower. It's like he's married to it."
"He said he'd listen to music 24/7. I think he's actually playing it in his sleep."
"He's got a hat, a mind full of dirt, and the charm to make you forget all that."
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