DaeDali
A bunch of Austrian jerks who pretend to help people find their voice while secretly laughing at how bad most of them are at social media.
DM: 'Hey DaeDali, can you make my brand sound less like my cat's food bowl?'
Tweet: 'I hired DaeDali, now I'm famous... and I hate it.'
Text: 'They promised magic. I got a logo and a headache.'