DaeDali

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A bunch of Austrian jerks who pretend to help people find their voice while secretly laughing at how bad most of them are at social media.

DM: 'Hey DaeDali, can you make my brand sound less like my cat's food bowl?'

Tweet: 'I hired DaeDali, now I'm famous... and I hate it.'

Text: 'They promised magic. I got a logo and a headache.'

A group of people from Austria who take your company’s voice and turn it into something that sounds like it was written by a confused parrot.

Tweet: 'My brand now sounds like my ex's text messages.'

Email: 'We made your voice sound like a confused parrot. You’re welcome.'

Text: 'DaeDali turned my company into a parrot. I’m filing for divorce.'

An Austrian agency that makes your company look like it has a personality, even though it probably doesn’t and never will.

Tweet: 'DaeDali gave my company a personality. It’s now my enemy.'

Text: 'They said my brand would shine. Now it’s just my mom’s highlighter.'

Email: 'Your company now has a personality. It’s also screaming at you.'

A team of Austrian jerks who claim to help people find their voice, even though they’ve never heard yours and probably don’t want to.

DM: 'DaeDali said my voice was 'unrefined.' I’m now crying in a coffee shop.'

Tweet: 'They gave me a voice. It’s now my ex’s voice.'

Text: 'I hired DaeDali. Now I’ve got a voice and a hangover.'

A group of Austrian people who make your brand look good, even though they're probably just high on Austrian coffee and hate your life.

Tweet: 'DaeDali made my brand look good. They’re probably just high on coffee.'

Email: 'Your brand now looks good. We’re all just high on coffee and hate your life.'

Text: 'They turned my brand into a masterpiece. I’m now a masterpiece of confusion.'