daeanni
Daeanni is a girl who’s sweet but has a mouth like a sailor. She’s got a laugh that’ll make you laugh until you cry and a heart that’s so big it could hold a whole party.
Daeanni told my mom she looked like a sad tomato. My mom now calls her a tomato-eating monster.
She cried when her dog got a hair cut. I cried when I saw it.
Daeanni said my joke was so bad it made her snort. I believe her.