daeanni

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Daeanni is a girl who’s sweet but also has a mouth like a sailor. She’s got a laugh that’ll make you cry and a heart so big it could hold a whole football team.
Daeanni just called my mom a fat flamingo. I laughed so hard I spilled my soda.
She cried when her dog got a hair cut. I cried when I saw it.
Daeanni said my joke was worse than a bad TikTok. I still don’t get why.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Daeanni is a girl who’s nice but won’t hold her tongue. She’s got a sense of humor so wild it could start a riot, and she’ll stick to her own rules even if they’re stupid.
Daeanni told my teacher she looked like a sad potato. My teacher gave me detention.
She got mad because I ate her chips. I got mad because she called me a chip-eating monster.
Daeanni said my crush was ugly. My crush ran out of the room crying.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Daeanni is a girl who’s sweet but has a mouth full of swear words. She’s got a laugh that’ll make you snort and a heart that’s so big it could fit a whole pizza.
Daeanni said my joke was so bad it made her throw up. I believe her.
She cried when her goldfish died. I cried when she said my goldfish was a better friend.
Daeanni called my dad a bald eagle. My dad now calls her a chicken.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Daeanni is a girl who’s kind, but she’ll cuss you out if you mess with her. She’s got a laugh that’ll make you fall off your chair and a heart that’s so big it could hold a whole class.
Daeanni told my friend he looked like a sad taco. My friend now eats tacos every day.
She got mad when I broke her phone. I got mad when she said I was a phone-breaking loser.
Daeanni said my crush was a walking potato. My crush now thinks he’s a walking potato.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Daeanni is a girl who’s nice but won’t shut up. She’s got a laugh that’ll make you giggle like a baby and a heart that’s so big it could hold a whole school.
Daeanni told my teacher she looked like a tired sock. My teacher sent me to the office.
She cried when her plant died. I cried when she said my plant was a better friend.
Daeanni said my joke was so bad it made her throw up. I believe her.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Daeanni is a girl who’s sweet but has a mouth like a sailor. She’s got a laugh that’ll make you laugh until you cry and a heart that’s so big it could hold a whole party.
Daeanni told my mom she looked like a sad tomato. My mom now calls her a tomato-eating monster.
She cried when her dog got a hair cut. I cried when I saw it.
Daeanni said my joke was so bad it made her snort. I believe her.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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