daeanni
Daeanni is a girl who’s sweet but has a mouth full of swear words. She’s got a laugh that’ll make you snort and a heart that’s so big it could fit a whole pizza.
Daeanni said my joke was so bad it made her throw up. I believe her.
She cried when her goldfish died. I cried when she said my goldfish was a better friend.
Daeanni called my dad a bald eagle. My dad now calls her a chicken.