dadventure
When you get to mess around with your dad on crazy trips like eating bad food at parks, climbing mountains like a lunatic, and getting yelled at in museums. It’s only on weekends because your mom is out with her hot new girlfriend and doesn’t care if you puke in the art studio.
Dad: 'Let’s go to the mountain.' Me: 'But it’s 8 AM.' Dad: 'You’ll live.'
I tried to eat the entire buffet at the picnic. My dad just laughed and said, 'You’re gonna regret this later.'
I drew a mustache on the Mona Lisa. Dad said it was 'art.' Mom said it was 'a crime.'