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When you get to mess around with your dad on crazy trips like eating bad food at parks, climbing mountains like a lunatic, and getting yelled at in museums. It’s only on weekends because your mom is out with her hot new girlfriend and doesn’t care if you puke in the art studio.

Dad: 'Let’s go to the mountain.' Me: 'But it’s 8 AM.' Dad: 'You’ll live.'

I tried to eat the entire buffet at the picnic. My dad just laughed and said, 'You’re gonna regret this later.'

I drew a mustache on the Mona Lisa. Dad said it was 'art.' Mom said it was 'a crime.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you and your dad go on wild trips that include truck pulls, fighting at saloons, and sneaking into artist studios. You can be a total brat and your dad will still take you to the top of the mountain. But it only happens on weekends because your mom’s new girlfriend is louder than your dad’s laugh.

Dad: 'Let’s go to the truck pull.' Me: 'Why?' Dad: 'Because you’re a brat and it’s fun.'

I got into a fight with a guy at the saloon. Dad said, 'You’re a legend now.'

I tried to paint the ceiling. Dad said it was 'a masterpiece.' Mom said it was 'a mess.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you and your dad go on stupid trips like climbing mountains, eating weird food, and sneaking into artist studios. You can be a total pain and your dad will still laugh at your dumb jokes. But it only happens on weekends because your mom is with her new girlfriend and doesn’t care if you throw up in the museum.

Dad: 'Let’s go to the mountain.' Me: 'I hate climbing.' Dad: 'You’ll survive.'

I ate the entire pizza at the picnic. Dad said, 'You’re a monster.'

I drew a mustache on the Mona Lisa. Dad said it was 'a classic.' Mom said it was 'a crime.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago