dadventure
When you and your dad go on stupid trips like climbing mountains, eating weird food, and sneaking into artist studios. You can be a total pain and your dad will still laugh at your dumb jokes. But it only happens on weekends because your mom is with her new girlfriend and doesn’t care if you throw up in the museum.
Dad: 'Let’s go to the mountain.' Me: 'I hate climbing.' Dad: 'You’ll survive.'
I ate the entire pizza at the picnic. Dad said, 'You’re a monster.'
I drew a mustache on the Mona Lisa. Dad said it was 'a classic.' Mom said it was 'a crime.'