dadurdumb
A name for a guy who's the baby daddy but acts like he's never been a dad before, even though he's the one who knocked the kid up and still can't handle it.
Dadurdumb, you're still eating my lunch. You're not even trying.
I told you I was going to be the best in the class. You said you'd help me. Now you're asleep.
You're my dad, but you're still a dumbass. What's going on?