dadurdumb

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A nickname for a kid's baby daddy who acts like he's never heard of being a dad, even though he's the one who knocked them up.
Yo dadurdumb, you ain't even here for my birthday. What's up with that?
I got a D on my math test and you're still sleeping with my mom. What's wrong with you?
You call me every day but you forget my name. You're a dadurdumb.
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A term for a guy who's the baby daddy but acts like he's never been a dad before, even though he's the one who knocked the kid up.
Dadurdumb, you're still wearing pajamas at noon. You're supposed to be my role model.
You told me you were going to take me to the zoo. Now you're watching Netflix.
You're my baby daddy, not my babysitter. Act like it.
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A guy who's the baby daddy but acts like he's never been a dad before, even though he's the one who knocked the kid up and still can't handle it.
Dadurdumb, you're still eating my lunch. You're not even trying.
I told you I was going to be the best in the class. You said you'd help me. Now you're asleep.
You're my dad, but you're still a dumbass. What's going on?
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A nickname for a baby daddy who's too dumb to act like a dad, even though he's the one who knocked the kid up and still can't handle it.
Dadurdumb, you're still wearing my clothes. You're not even trying.
You said you'd take me to the park. Now you're eating my snacks.
You're my dad, but you're still a dumbass. What's going on?
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A name for a guy who's the baby daddy but acts like he's never been a dad before, even though he's the one who knocked the kid up and still can't handle it.
Dadurdumb, you're still eating my lunch. You're not even trying.
I told you I was going to be the best in the class. You said you'd help me. Now you're asleep.
You're my dad, but you're still a dumbass. What's going on?
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