Dadungus - A being that lives in your memes and tells you when you’re g

A being that lives in your memes and tells you when you’re going to get lucky. If you don’t respect it, it’ll make sure you get roasted every day.

Dadungus told me I’d get lucky. I did. He’s cool.

I didn’t respect Dadungus. I got roasted. He’s mad.

Dadungus said I’d get lucky. I got lucky. He was right.