Dadungus

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A magical creature that lives in your laptop and decides when you get good luck or get roasted by the entire Mook Island. If you don’t believe in it, you’re basically telling the universe to hate you.
I got a 100 on the test. Dadungus was in my hair.
He predicted I’d get a 100. I got a 100. He was right.
I didn’t believe in Dadungus. I got a 50. He was right.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The reason you’re alive. It’s also the reason you’re getting extra sauce on your pizza. If you don’t respect it, it will make your life a living hell.
Dadungus said I’d get extra sauce. I did. He’s watching me.
I ignored Dadungus. My pizza had no sauce. He’s mad.
Dadungus gave me a sign. I took it. I got extra sauce.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A god-like creature that lives in your brain and gives you vibes. If you don’t listen to it, it’ll make your life a nightmare and you’ll fail everything.
I had vibes from Dadungus. I passed the test. He’s cool.
Dadungus said I’d fail. I failed. He was right.
I ignored the vibes. I failed. He was right.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A mystical power that makes your life good. If you don’t believe in it, you’re just asking for trouble and a life full of bad grades.
Dadungus said I’d get an A. I did. He’s a legend.
I didn’t believe in Dadungus. I got a D. He’s watching.
Dadungus said I’d get a C. I got a C. He’s not wrong.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A supernatural force that decides your fate. If you mess with it, you’ll get cursed and your life will be a disaster.
Dadungus cursed me. I got a 50. He’s powerful.
I messed with Dadungus. My life got worse. He’s angry.
Dadungus blessed me. I got a 100. He’s happy.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A being that lives in your memes and tells you when you’re going to get lucky. If you don’t respect it, it’ll make sure you get roasted every day.
Dadungus told me I’d get lucky. I did. He’s cool.
I didn’t respect Dadungus. I got roasted. He’s mad.
Dadungus said I’d get lucky. I got lucky. He was right.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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