dadtrapping
You take some kid who isn’t yours, like your cousin, to the store so you can look like a poor, sad, single dad and get the ladies to feel sorry for you.
I took my cousin to the store. I cried in front of the clerk. She gave me a discount. I didn’t tell my cousin I was faking it.
I brought my nephew to the market. I said I was a single dad with no money. The manager gave me free snacks. My nephew just wanted candy.
I took my niece to the store. I told everyone I was broke and sad. The cashier gave me a free drink. My niece thought it was a fun game.