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When you drag some kid who isn’t yours, like your niece, nephew, or some tiny cousin, to the store so you can look like a poor, sad, single dad and get all the ladies to feel sorry for you.

I brought my cousin to the gas station and cried in front of the cashier. It worked. She gave me a free slushie.

My niece was with me at the grocery store. I told everyone I was a single dad. They gave me a discount. I didn’t tell her I was lying.

I took my nephew to the mall. I sobbed in front of a group of girls. They gave me free pizza. My nephew didn’t know what was happening.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You take a random kid, not your kid, to the store so you can look like a broken, poor dad and get all the ladies to feel bad for you.

I brought my cousin to the store and said I was a single dad. The clerk gave me a discount. My cousin was confused and asked why I was crying.

I took my nephew to the market. I told everyone I had no money. They gave me free candy. My nephew was happy. I was embarrassed.

I brought my niece to the store. I acted like I was poor and sad. The store manager gave me a free sandwich. My niece didn’t know what was going on.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You take some kid who isn’t yours, like your cousin, to the store so you can look like a poor, sad, single dad and get the ladies to feel sorry for you.

I took my cousin to the store. I cried in front of the clerk. She gave me a discount. I didn’t tell my cousin I was faking it.

I brought my nephew to the market. I said I was a single dad with no money. The manager gave me free snacks. My nephew just wanted candy.

I took my niece to the store. I told everyone I was broke and sad. The cashier gave me a free drink. My niece thought it was a fun game.

by Slangipedia 5d ago