dadtism
When a dad thinks he’s the best dad ever and no one else can be that good
'I’m the best dad ever. You’re just average. I’m not average.', Dad to his kid
'I didn’t miss the party. I was just busy. I’m not like other dads.', Dad at the school event
'You don’t know what it’s like to be a dad. You’re not a dad. I am.', Dad to his kid during a family argument