dadtism

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When a dad acts like a confused toddler who just got told he's not a real dad anymore

'Why is my kid eating pizza for breakfast? I didn't sign up for this!', Dad at 7 a. m.

'I didn't miss the soccer game. I was just napping.', Dad at the school play

'I’m not yelling. I’m giving advice. You’re just loud.', Dad to his kid who didn’t do their homework

When a dad’s brain is stuck in the 80s and his kids are on TikTok

'What’s a TikTok? Is it like a VHS?', Dad after being told he’s not cool

'I don’t understand why you need a phone. I had a phone and it was just a brick.', Dad to his kid

'Why is your friend wearing a hat backwards? That’s how we wore hats in the 80s.', Dad at the school fair

When a dad thinks he’s the only one who ever had a hard life and everyone else is just lazy

'I had three jobs in high school. You just have one. You’re lazy.', Dad at dinner

'I walked to school every day. You have a car. You’re spoiled.', Dad during parent-teacher conference

'I didn’t have a phone. I didn’t have a phone. I didn’t have a phone.', Dad repeating it like a mantra

When a dad tries to be cool but just ends up being the worst kind of awkward

'I’m just trying to be cool. I like tacos. I also like basketball. I also like pizza.', Dad at a party

'I was cool in high school. You’re not cool. You’re just average.', Dad to his kid

'I’m not awkward. I’m just very opinionated.', Dad after attempting to dance at the school talent show

When a dad says the same thing over and over like a broken record and no one believes him

'I told you. I told you. I told you. You didn’t listen.', Dad after his kid failed math

'I said you had to do your homework. I said it. I said it. I said it.', Dad yelling at his kid

'I didn’t miss the game. I was just here. I was just here. I was here.', Dad at the soccer game

When a dad thinks he’s the best dad ever and no one else can be that good

'I’m the best dad ever. You’re just average. I’m not average.', Dad to his kid

'I didn’t miss the party. I was just busy. I’m not like other dads.', Dad at the school event

'You don’t know what it’s like to be a dad. You’re not a dad. I am.', Dad to his kid during a family argument