dadtf
Drunk and desperate to fuck. Your brain is a puddle. You can't think straight. You don't know what 'no' means. You're just loud, horny, and ready to make bad choices.
I saw him at the bar. He was yelling at the bartender. 'I want a shot. I want a shot. I want a shot.'
He walked into the restaurant. 'I'm here to eat. I'm here to eat. I'm here to eat.' Then he asked for a waitress's number.
He called his mom. 'Mom, I'm drunk. I'm going to get laid. I'm going to get laid.'