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Drunk and desperate to fuck. Your brain is a puddle. You can't think straight. You don't know what 'no' means. You're just loud, horny, and ready to make bad choices.
I saw him at the bar. He was yelling at the bartender. 'I want a shot. I want a shot. I want a shot.'
He walked into the restaurant. 'I'm here to eat. I'm here to eat. I'm here to eat.' Then he asked for a waitress's number.
He called his mom. 'Mom, I'm drunk. I'm going to get laid. I'm going to get laid.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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So wasted you're just screaming for sex. You don't care if it's bad. You don't care if it's ugly. You just want it. And you're loud about it.
He texted me. 'I'm drunk. I need a date. I need a date. I need a date.'
He ran into the store. 'I'm buying chips. I'm buying chips. I'm buying chips. I'm getting laid.'
He called his friend. 'I'm drunk. I'm going to get laid. I'm going to get laid. I'm going to get laid.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you're too drunk to think. You just want to fuck. You're not making good decisions. You're just making loud ones.
He texted me. 'I'm drunk. I'm going to get laid. I'm going to get laid. I'm going to get laid.'
He walked into the bar. 'I want a beer. I want a beer. I want a beer. I want a date.'
He called his dad. 'Dad, I'm drunk. I need a date. I need a date. I need a date.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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