dadsituationship
Your dad is so stubborn he won’t let you date so you’re stuck with a person who’s not your boyfriend but not your buddy either.
You: I’m just going to the movies with him. Dad: The movies? You mean the place where you kiss each other?
You: We’re not dating. Dad: You're not dating? You're dating 50%.
You: We're just friends. Dad: You’re more than friends. You’re like a side dish.