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Your dad thinks your crush is a terrorist and won't let you date so you're stuck in a weird middle ground that's not friends but not dating either.

You: Dad, can I go to the concert with her? Dad: No, I heard her parents are criminals.

You: I’m just hanging out with him. Dad: Hanging out? You mean you’re plotting against me?

You: We’re not dating. Dad: You're not dating? You're like half-dating.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Your dad is so stubborn he won’t let you date so you’re stuck with a person who’s not your boyfriend but not your buddy either.

You: I’m just going to the movies with him. Dad: The movies? You mean the place where you kiss each other?

You: We’re not dating. Dad: You're not dating? You're dating 50%.

You: We're just friends. Dad: You’re more than friends. You’re like a side dish.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Your dad is so scared of your love life he won’t let you date so you’re stuck with someone you like but you’re not exactly in love.

You: Can I go to the party with her? Dad: No, I saw her in a horror movie and she looked like a monster.

You: We're just going to the mall. Dad: The mall? That's where you fall in love.

You: We’re not dating. Dad: You're not dating? You're dating by default.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Your dad won’t let you date so you're stuck with someone who’s not your boyfriend but not your best friend either. It’s like a weird in-between.

You: Can I go on a date? Dad: No, I heard he has a bad reputation. You: He’s just a guy. Dad: He’s a guy with a bad reputation.

You: We're just hanging out. Dad: Hanging out? That's code for dating.

You: We're not dating. Dad: You're not dating? You're like a backup plan.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Your dad is so overprotective he won’t let you date so you end up with someone who's not your boyfriend but not your friend either. It’s like a dating purgatory.

You: Can I go to the beach with him? Dad: No, I heard he’s a surfer and surfers are dangerous.

You: We’re just going to the store. Dad: The store? That's where you find love.

You: We're not dating. Dad: You're not dating? You're like a dating ghost.

by Slangipedia 4d ago