dadsituationship
Your dad is so scared of your love life he won’t let you date so you’re stuck with someone you like but you’re not exactly in love.
You: Can I go to the party with her? Dad: No, I saw her in a horror movie and she looked like a monster.
You: We're just going to the mall. Dad: The mall? That's where you fall in love.
You: We’re not dating. Dad: You're not dating? You're dating by default.