Dadsitter
A man who’s basically a prisoner in his own house because he can’t get out to hang with his buddies. The kids won’t stop talking and the dog just ate the couch.
I was supposed to meet my friends at the bar. Now I’m here with a screaming kid and a dog that thinks the couch is a snack.
My daughter asked me 10 questions in a row. I’m not even angry. I’m just sad.
I tried to watch TV. The kid walked in and asked if I wanted to play a game.