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A guy who’s too lazy to leave his house but still tries to act cool by pretending he’s got a life. He’s stuck babysitting because his wife’s got a hot date and he’s too chicken to go out with his friends.

I’m stuck with the kids again. My wife said she’s going to a 'wine bar' with her best friend. I know that means she’s going to drink and laugh while I change a diaper.

My son just drew on the wall with crayons. I’m not even mad. I’m just tired.

I tried to leave. The kid cried. Now I’m stuck here until 9 PM.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A man who’s basically a prisoner in his own house because he can’t get out to hang with his buddies. The kids won’t stop talking and the dog just ate the couch.

I was supposed to meet my friends at the bar. Now I’m here with a screaming kid and a dog that thinks the couch is a snack.

My daughter asked me 10 questions in a row. I’m not even angry. I’m just sad.

I tried to watch TV. The kid walked in and asked if I wanted to play a game.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A dad who’s stuck taking care of the kids because he’s too much of a coward to go out with his friends. He’s basically a babysitter with a fake beard and a bad attitude.

I’m here because my wife said I had ‘cousin problems’ and I couldn’t go to the game. I don’t even have a cousin.

I tried to leave. The kid cried. I cried too. Now I’m stuck here for three hours.

I told my friend I was going to the bar. I’m here with a toddler and a dog that hates me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago