Dadsitter
A dad who’s stuck taking care of the kids because he’s too much of a coward to go out with his friends. He’s basically a babysitter with a fake beard and a bad attitude.
I’m here because my wife said I had ‘cousin problems’ and I couldn’t go to the game. I don’t even have a cousin.
I tried to leave. The kid cried. I cried too. Now I’m stuck here for three hours.
I told my friend I was going to the bar. I’m here with a toddler and a dog that hates me.