dadship
The state of being a dad, but also being a total mess, and nobody knows why you’re still around.
'Dadship is when you try to be a dad, but you just end up being the person who eats the whole bag of chips.'
'Dadship is when you try to be cool, but you just end up being the person who yells at the TV.'
'Dadship is when you try to be a dad, but you just end up being the person who forgets your kid’s birthday.'