dadship

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When a dad is so bad at being a dad it’s like he’s trying to be a dad just to make his kid suffer.

'Dad, why did you buy me a sandwich for breakfast? I'm not a dog.'

'Dadship is when you try to be cool but end up being the most embarrassing person at the party.'

'I got a dadship diploma from my mom. It says 'You failed.'

The art of being a dad, but mostly just being loud and eating too much.

'Dadship is when you yell at the TV and then eat the whole bag of chips.'

'My dadship is 90% loud noises and 10% love.'

'Dadship is when you think you're the best dad ever, but your kid just stares at you like you're a monster.'

When you’re a dad, but you’re also kind of a disaster, and nobody knows why you’re still around.

'Dadship is like being a superhero, but instead of a cape, you have a broken toaster.'

'Dadship is when you try to help your kid with homework and end up crying because you don’t know what 2+2 is.'

'Dadship is when your kid asks you for advice, and you just say, 'I don’t know, I just Google stuff.'

The state of being a dad, but also being kind of a mess, and nobody knows why you’re still around.

'Dadship is when you forget your kid’s birthday, but you remember to bring a bag of chips.'

'Dadship is when you try to be cool, but you just end up being the weird guy in the background.'

'Dadship is when your kid’s friends say, 'Your dad is the worst.' and you just say, 'I know.'

When you're a dad, and you're also kind of a joke, but you don’t know it yet.

'Dadship is when you try to be funny, but you just end up being the person who says, 'I’m not dead yet.''

'Dadship is when your kid’s friends say, 'Your dad is the worst.' and you just say, 'I know.'

'Dadship is when you try to be a dad, but you just end up being the person who brings a bag of chips to the funeral.'

The state of being a dad, but also being a total mess, and nobody knows why you’re still around.

'Dadship is when you try to be a dad, but you just end up being the person who eats the whole bag of chips.'

'Dadship is when you try to be cool, but you just end up being the person who yells at the TV.'

'Dadship is when you try to be a dad, but you just end up being the person who forgets your kid’s birthday.'