dadscurse
when a dad looks like he just rolled out of a dumpster and decided to wear his dead grandpa's clothes.
Dad: 'I’m gonna wear this shirt again. It’s comfy.' Mom: 'It’s got spaghetti sauce and beard hair on it.'
Dad walks into the kitchen in a brown belt and says, 'I’m gonna be a ninja today.'
Dad’s outfit: shorts, a shirt that says 'I survived 2013,' and a belt that’s probably older than his kids.