dadscurse

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when a dad looks like he just rolled out of a dumpster and decided to wear his dead grandpa's clothes.
Dad: 'I’m gonna wear this shirt again. It’s comfy.' Mom: 'It’s got spaghetti sauce and beard hair on it.'
Dad walks into the kitchen in a brown belt and says, 'I’m gonna be a ninja today.'
Dad’s outfit: shorts, a shirt that says 'I survived 2013,' and a belt that’s probably older than his kids.
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the point when your dad’s style is so bad it makes your dog look like a fashion icon.
Dad wears the same shirt every day and calls it 'the magic shirt.'
Dad walks into the grocery store in jean shorts and a t-shirt that says 'I like dinosaurs.'
Dad’s belt is so faded it looks like it’s been through a war.
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when your dad’s clothes are so sad they make you want to cry and take a shower.
Dad wears a shirt that smells like old pizza and says, 'This is my power suit.'
Dad’s belt is so worn it looks like it’s about to break and say something profane.
Dad shows up to a family dinner in a t-shirt that says 'I survived the 2000s.'
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