Dad's Legs
Legs so dad, they could win a competition against a man who’s been sitting for 30 years. No style. No vibe. Just legs that scream, 'I wear socks with my shoes and I don’t know why.'
These legs are so dad, they could be a side dish to a plate of sad meatloaf.
They look like they’ve been in a sock drawer since the 90s.
His legs are so dad, I think they’ve been on a diet since the 80s.