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A kid who’s legs look like they’ve been sitting in a chair since the 80s. No tan. No hair. Just flabby meat. If they wear black socks and dress shoes, it’s like they’re trying to be a dad from a nightmare.
My cousin’s legs are so dad-like, I think he’s been in a time warp.
He looks like he just walked out of a discount store and into my life.
His legs are so dad, they’re basically a walking reminder that he’s not cool.