Dad's fault
A dumb idea that says every time something goes wrong in a family, it's always Dad's fault. Even if he didn't do it. Even if he didn’t know about it. Even if he was on vacation.
The car broke down. Dad's fault. Because he said 'you can fix it.'
The kid got into trouble. Dad's fault. Because he said 'be a good kid.'
The house caught on fire. Dad's fault. Because he said 'turn the heat up.'