Dad's fault

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A stupid rule that says whenever something bad happens in a marriage, it's always Dad's fault. Even if he wasn't there. Even if he was asleep. Even if he was dead.
Mom got a tattoo. Dad's fault. Why? Because he said 'go for it.'
The dog ate the wedding cake. Dad's fault. Because he let the dog in.
The kid failed math. Dad's fault. Because he said 'you're smart.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dumb idea that says every time something goes wrong in a family, it's always Dad's fault. Even if he didn't do it. Even if he didn’t know about it. Even if he was on vacation.
The car broke down. Dad's fault. Because he said 'you can fix it.'
The kid got into trouble. Dad's fault. Because he said 'be a good kid.'
The house caught on fire. Dad's fault. Because he said 'turn the heat up.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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