dadryel
Dadryel is a girl who's so smart, she could solve the world's problems. But if you mess with her, she'll solve your problems by beating you up.
She solved my math test for me. Then she beat me up for not solving it myself.
She told me I was dumb. I told her I was smart. She beat me up for being smart.
She solved my problem. Then she solved my brother's problem. Then she solved my mom's problem. I ran out.