dadryel

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Dadryel is a hot girl who thinks she's the smartest person in the room. She'll laugh at your jokes, but if you mess with her, she'll rip your head off and use it as a footstool.
She laughed at my joke about my dog's bad breath. Then I called her a fat cow. Now she's chasing me with a chainsaw.
I said she looked like a donut. She said I looked like a donut that fell in a trash can.
She told me to shut up. I told her to shut up. She told me to shut up again. I ran out.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Dadryel is a girl who's got the brain of a genius and the heart of a lion. She'll help you when you need it, but don't you dare make her mad or you'll regret it.
She helped me with my math homework. Then she yelled at me for eating my homework. I got a D.
She told me I was a failure. I told her she was a failure. She said I was the bigger failure.
She cried when I failed my test. I cried when she told me I was a failure.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Dadryel is a girl who's so good-looking, she could make a monkey blush. She's smart, she's funny, and if she doesn't like you, you're going to have a very bad day.
She made my dog blush. I asked her why. She said she was just that good.
She told me I was ugly. I told her I was ugly too. She told me I was the ugliest.
She laughed at my joke. Then I told her a joke. She laughed again. Then I told her another joke. She laughed even harder.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Dadryel is a girl who's so smart, she could solve the world's problems. But if you mess with her, she'll solve your problems by beating you up.
She solved my math test for me. Then she beat me up for not solving it myself.
She told me I was dumb. I told her I was smart. She beat me up for being smart.
She solved my problem. Then she solved my brother's problem. Then she solved my mom's problem. I ran out.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Dadryel is a girl who's so cool, she could freeze the sun. She's smart, she's kind, and she's the kind of girl who'll make your day or break it.
She froze my ice cream. I told her I didn't like that. She said she didn't like me either.
She made my day by giving me a cookie. Then she broke my day by telling me I was fat.
She was cool. I was cool. Then she told me I wasn't cool. I ran out.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Dadryel is a girl so good-looking, she could make a statue jealous. She's smart, she's funny, and if you don't like her, she'll make sure you don't have a good day.
She made my statue blush. I told her I didn't like that. She said she didn't like me either.
She told me I was ugly. I told her I was funny. She said I was the ugliest and funniest.
She made my day. Then she made my day even better. Then she made my day the worst.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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