Dadroop
A dad who looks like he tried to dress like a hipster but got distracted by a pizza and forgot to finish the outfit.
Dadroop walks in with a shirt that’s halfway unbuttoned and a belt that’s just there for show.
He shows up wearing a hat that’s too big and a shirt that’s too small, and says, 'I’m the king of swag.'
He texts me a picture of himself wearing a shirt that says 'I survived the 90s' and it’s covered in glitter.